AI Vs. Appleby - AI Vs. Assisstant #3 ("I'm afraid it's not quite as simple as that, Dave.")

Bernard entered Appleby's office, clutching a handful of printouts. He was hesitant, not quite sure how to articulate his concerns to his superior. Appleby looked up from his desk, a hint of curiosity glimmering in his eyes.

"Ah, Bernard. What brings you in this hour?"

"Sir," Bernard began, trying to sound as composed as possible, "I've been doing some research on this...this new generative AI. They say it could automate a lot of our administrative tasks."

Phileas Fogg Takes The Measure Of A Machine -- AI Vs. Assistant #2

 In the year of our Lord 1872, Phileas Fogg, the unflappable English gentleman who had embarked on a remarkable journey around the world in eighty days, found himself in the bustling city of Cairo, amid the exotic sounds and scents of the ancient metropolis. Here, in the midst of this labyrinth of cultural antiquity, a beacon of modern technology, an internet café, stood incongruously, a testament to the inexorable march of progress.

Wooster's Tangled Web of Wires -- AI Vs. Assisstant #1

 Regaining my typical composure after an unusual and rather ruffling encounter with technology, I sought the counsel of my man Jeeves in the matter. His manner, always soothing, was akin to a cool drink on a hot summer's day, and it was with a sense of relief that I addressed him.

"Jeeves," I said, struggling to grasp the enormity of the situation. "I find myself in the most confounding predicament. It all comes down to this beastly internet thingamabob, and the sheer perplexity of it all is giving me a regular attack of the vapors."

Blackbeard's Brawl